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[42itous]

What do vegan Jewish zombies eat on Passover?

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[zzbottom.livejournal.com]

Brans?

[42itous.livejournal.com]

Not kosher for Passover. Neither are GRAAAAAIINS!

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

Dammit. You both got there first. ;-/

[majordomo.livejournal.com]

PLANTAIIIIIINS ... with surprising legerdemaiiiiiin, for a zombie.

[530nm330hz.livejournal.com]

Chreeeeeeeeyns!

[42itous.livejournal.com]

Ah, excellent! :)

[gilana]

You win.

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

When I saw this entry, there were already 15 comments, and (as I clicked through) I was *sure* every one of them would say this. >:-) But I'm rather gratified to see that the first/only instance came from you!

[anotherjen.livejournal.com]

Matzoh brie brains?

[42itous.livejournal.com]

:D yum!

[anotherjen.livejournal.com]

Actually, I take it back - matzoh brie's made with eggs, so no good for the vegan zombies. :-(

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

Fear not, it can be veganized. :)

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

golom crackers

but really, they still eat brains, because it's for their health, right? ;)

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[blueraccoon.livejournal.com]

I didn't think brains were chametz. But the vegan thing is problematic.

macaroons?

[sagawizard.livejournal.com]

I don't know what they eat, but they sing "Dyaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnn-u."

Er, that wasn't my best work..."Chryainns" definitely wins.

- SW

[rubrick.livejournal.com]

Ah, the little-known Fifth Question.