invention otd

[42itous]

In the future of telephone communications, generic hold music will be replaced by a menu of satellite radio stations: "For classic rock, press or say 1; for country music, press or say 2; for hip-hop, press or say 3; for classical music, press or say 4; for up-to-the-minute news and weather, press or say 5..."

Comments

[elainetyger.livejournal.com]

I have one customer whose cell phone, instead of generating a ringing noise for the caller, plays a Rolling Stones song, which is ok except it's the same goddamn one every time. "Please allow me to introduce myself...." AAAARGH!