free panties!!!

[42itous]

It's kind of a long story. For their anniversary, my dad bought my mom something from Victoria's Secret (I didn't ask; I said, "Who are you, and what have you done with my father?"). At the same time he signed up for the Victoria's Secret card, which presumably gave him a discount on whatever he bought, and undoubtedly put him on the mailing list for their catalogue.

Well, apparently he also gets other promotions in the mail, because he gave me this card that says "free cotton panty for you and up to 6 friends." The catch, of course, is that the only color they're giving away is pink.

I'm going to assume that they mean "free cotton panty for you and EACH OF up to six friends," and invite anyone who's free this Sunday to join me at the Cambridgeside Galleria to collect some free pink cotton panties.

If you're interested, does 7pm this Sunday work for you, or would a different time be better?

Comments

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

-When I've been trapped for days at my computer by my book-in-need-of-writing, posts like this result in highly imaginative mental pictures. With, y'know, seven attractive women in the dressing rooms at Vic's Secret. Thanks, now I gotta force my brain back on track with a sledgehammer.

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Pink just *so* isn't my color.

[42itous.livejournal.com]

hmmm... nowhere on this card does it specify that all six friends must be female.

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

Yarrgh! I'll be in NY state all next week (including Sunday). At a clothing-optional campsite....I guess I wouldn't need the panties this week anyway. ;-)

(and I'll bet pink IS Teddywolf's color but he's too macho to admit it)